CRAZY HIGHSCHOOL LIFE AND PEOPLE IN IT.

Am sitted in the bus heading back home after a long hustle In the CBD of Nairobi, I take out my flashy smartphone

which has only some 20MB. I get on my social media facebook handle and a name pops on my screen , it draws my attention and I look closer at the description picture, damn! I realise that I know this person . He now possesses a weird name ‘’ Paka ya Statehouse’’ on facebook , this paka ya statehouse guy reminds me of life back in high school and people who were part of it.
1. THE EVER SLEEPY GUY

There was this guy that always slept for like 20 hours the whole day. He will normally wake up on the first ring of the dawn preps bell come to class and typically start sleeping on his locker with saliva drooling of his mouth. This guy would sleep that when the teacher on duty came for his dawn supervision he would have no idea of it, you as his deskmate tries to wake him up but he is dead asleep in his Disney land. He wakes after the teacher noting him pretending that he was seriously studying the whole class bursts into laughter, considering that he has no idea on what people are laughing about he also starts laughing not knowing that people are laughing at him.
2. THE COMEDIAN

This guy was making fun of everything , he knew how to mimicry teachers voices and this made him really cool. This guy would ask teachers stupid questions just to make people laugh. He never missed the class prefect’s noise makers list. To him, his name not appearing on the noisemakers list would be a surprise and if it did ,then that day he was either sick or absent. He always melted teachers heart with his ever funny jokes.
3. THE HOMESICK

These were the most hilarious people, this guy would never be in school for more than two weeks and how he managed to get permission cheat nobody knew considering that permission cheats were gold at that time. And at times when the situation was hard or when the teacher on duty was a stingy type on giving out permission then this guy had his ways, he will go missing for some days with nobody knowing where the hell he is, and when he came back he would obviously be accompanied by a roll of barbed wire and some few dumuzas iron sheets as a punishment for going home without a permission cheat. This was way normal to him as he was used it.
4. THE LONER GUY

This one never talked to people , he was always sitted in the corner alone staring at his books. He will not even borrow a pen or a book from anyone. He always did his things alone and if he had any friends then they would be two or one. His calmness and quietness always made him a cool guy even though he was a creepy type.

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